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We were at the park before, and my cousin was playing his music from his phone incredibly loudly, and basically peeing everyone in the vicinity off.

Aunt says, “*cousins first name* Stop it.”

He turns it up louder. “*cousins full name* STOP THAT NOW.”

He turns it up as loud as it will go, “*cousins full name* If you don’t turn that off this second, when Rihanna reaches the chorus, I am going to do something you won’t like.” He stares at her defiantly.

As the song goes “Put on your green lights..”

My aunt leaps up, starts singing (shouting) along at the top of her voice, doing daft Dad dancing. Hip thrusts, Travolta arms, everything you associate with Dad dancing. Along with her singing. In the middle of a public park, with lots of families, and therefore quite a few boys my cousins age. The music went off instantly.

She turned to us and said,

“And THAT is how it is done.”

And was rewarded with a round of applause from most of the parents in the vicinity.