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Because Kelley says I do!

And also?

Because, I can write whole essays in French. I can work out Molecular Mass, Empirical Mass, Molecular Formula, and Empirical Formula. I can name every single part of the plasma membrane, AND the functions. I rock because I can complete the square! I can do somersaults, and handstands.

Because, I gots the cutest niece and nephew, and the cutest cousins. I got THE A* in RE.

I know that wearing cr*cs and uggs is an unforgivable sin. And also, that furry cr*cs? Are truly the creation of Satan himself. I also know that I would rather wear a pair of shoes I once wore to school to college, than EVER leave my front door wearing Jesus sandles. (People with broken toes/feet excepted from Jesus sandle rule.) And I rock because I totally have the mastery of the double-edged swords.

I rock because I can speak FIVE languages. 2 fluently, 1 GCSE B grade level, one middling, and one not so much. (English, French, Spanish, Russian and Hebrew. In that order.) I rock because I SO just turned 17. I rock because I have the coolest friends! I rock because I love guitar music, and y’all gots to rock to that. I rock because my aunts taught me how to.

I rock because I can use a computer, I rock because I go to *Insert my college name here*, and because I went to *insert name* High school, I rock because I’m British. I rock because I study Biology!

I rock because doing this post is making me feel great, if a little big headed, and I rock because I totally pwned on my French teachers ass today!

Finally…. I rock because….

I read Kelley’s BLOG!!