If you do one thing today
For the love of all that is holy, (Chocolate, I’m looking at you), read this http://www.magnetoboldtoo.com/2008/04/09/bouncy-castles-and-idiots-at-the-psychic-festival/ I promise you, you will laugh so freaking much! Mrs (miss?) Magnetoboldtoo Empress Kelley is a comic genius, I tells ya, you heard it here first, when she has her primetime show, and her entourage of slave monkeys dressed as Hello Kitty. Just please, read it, humour me. And you won’t look back.
Also, in a bit of self-bigging-up, note my place at the top of the funny caption poll! Just one question from me… who the hell is Dr Phil??? (I know I could google…. but I’m lazy.)

You can just call me Empress Kelley.
thanks for the shout out!
Smootches